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Misha says:

As of today, I have been alive for 7,785 days.

Assuming I take 1.2 poops a day, that’s 9,342 poops taken.

Assuming each poo is about 5″ in total length, that’s 46,710 inches of poop that has come out of me.

Or 3,892.5 feet. Or about a three-quarters of a mile.

Or, to put things visually, I’d have to take a shit that reaches from the top of the Empire State Building all the way to the street three times to excrete that much poo.

Thank you; I’m very proud too.

Heh… that’s quite a bit of poo.