my bellybutton was a phillips head screw

Five points to the first person that can tell me what this quote comes from:

“I had this dream… that my bellybutton was a phillips head screw. So I’m working on it, trying to unscrew it… and when I finally do, my penis falls off… so I pick up my penis and i’m running around with it, trying to find the guy that used to fix my Lincoln, when I used to drive Lincolns, so that he can fix my penis and put my penis back on… and then this bird flies in out of now where, grabs my penis and flies off with it.”


3 Responses to “my bellybutton was a phillips head screw”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Lucien

    Tony Soprano I bet. :-)

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 paul

    Looks like Lucien gets the 5 spot . . . .

    There was an almost quotation that Google found in an IRC thread . . . .

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Lucien

    Ya, I searched for a smaller snippet of the quote, and found that link I posted above. If I remembered any html, I would have tried to embed it in my initial comments.

    Makes me want to get HBO again though. Or at least rent the DVDs.

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