my bellybutton was a phillips head screw

Five points to the first person that can tell me what this quote comes from:

“I had this dream… that my bellybutton was a phillips head screw. So I’m working on it, trying to unscrew it… and when I finally do, my penis falls off… so I pick up my penis and i’m running around with it, trying to find the guy that used to fix my Lincoln, when I used to drive Lincolns, so that he can fix my penis and put my penis back on… and then this bird flies in out of now where, grabs my penis and flies off with it.”

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